Yes, Olivia Wilde is stupidly beautiful, she dresses well, she's smart, she stands up for what she believes in, and she's married to one of the funniest men in comedy, Jason Sudeikis. The woman who already has it all has at least one other accolade to her name: She's hysterical on Twitter.
The 30-year-old beauty shares her witty and uncannily on-point observations about everything from breastfeeding to technology with her nearly 1.5 million Twitter followers on a daily basis, and we've officially taken note. Wilde, we see you being all funny on Twitter. We see you.
Keep scrolling to read 15 of Wilde's funniest tweets of all time!
Turns out the iPhone can be fully submerged in breast milk, and yet I've never once seen that in an ad. Come on, Apple, know your audience.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 3, 2014
This year, instead of attending the "Met Ball", I leaked milk, and ate an entire napkin while inhaling a felafel.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 7, 2014
I could watch Paranormal Activity 2, or just catch a glimpse of my sleeping kid on the baby monitor. Jesus. #thanksHollywood— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 20, 2014
Lactress /lak-triss/ Definition: actress currently lactating through her shirt while waiting for lunch order. Usage: "Haha look, a lactress"— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 4, 2014
My fellow pedestrians, this is a game of chicken, and I Will. Not. Swerve.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 20, 2014
Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... I should call the cops right?— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 23, 2014
I just went swimming! Oh wait sorry no I just walked down the street. #NewYorkSweaty— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 8, 2014
"Olivia Wilde flings self off balcony to save bag of wind-swept sour cream and cheddar chips" - narrowly avoided headline.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 12, 2014
Only on Portlandia do I get to live out my life long dream of wearing a cornrow wig. Off to retirement now. pic.twitter.com/Zvg1BVAFK4— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) August 9, 2014
To the person who stole my credit card and spent $800 at an aquarium, there's something awfully fishy about you.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 17, 2014
Can someone please write a romantic comedy set in the real estate world called "Looking Foreclosure"? I've been waiting long enough.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) July 23, 2014
I just passed a preschool for the performing arts. Chill out, New York.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 5, 2014
What's the point of red carpets without Joan? Now they're just long, boring, arse-kissing rugs.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 5, 2014
Great, Apple announced more products for me to become entirely emotionally dependent on.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) September 9, 2014
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