1. How does her generous cleavage stay so buoyant and contained in that piece of fabric? What is this witchcraft?!
2. Why does the top feature a long piece of fabric that trails between her legs like a perverse tail?
3. Do the two trailing pieces of fabric connect up to create some sort of kinky bodysuit? Dear god.
4. To which charity did she donate the rest of this once-top?
6. How sweaty are her feet rn?
7. How does she not have a massive wedgie in those leggings?
8. Is that what the strip of jersey is hiding?
9. Has she actually had her hair chopped into a bob? We like it.
10. Do plastic shoes ruin your pedicure?
11. Are pedal pushers going to make a comeback? Our 12-year-old Tammy Girl–loving selves are kinda keen on this idea.
So many questions, and so little time. Scroll down to see the look in full.