If Pat Butcher Went Earring Shopping Today, She'd Go Here

Statement earrings are back, and if they aren’t the size of Pat Butcher’s, then they simply aren’t worth wearing. Man Repeller’s Instagram is practically an advert for earrings that would need their own seat on an aeroplane. There are pairs with lobsters, pairs with jewels the shape and colour of Granny Smiths, and pairs of cheek-grazing stars. Yes, the fashion pack has gone loopy for wearable pieces of art that just happen to hang from the lobes.


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The high street has come up trumps with its earrings this summer. Mango is a must for its sculptural wire twists that are often mismatched (odd is the new single earring, don’t you know?), and Finery has some lovely pastel gems. The problem is that every girl with piercings knows about them, which is why I’ve scoured Instagram to find the seven (almost) secret labels that will raise your earring game from studs to slap-you-around-the-face stunners. You’re welcome.

Keep reading to see and shop the best statement earring brands around.