Mindy Kaling's 21 Funniest Tweets Ever
Mindy Kaling has already established herself as a forerunner for being one of the funniest women in television at the moment. After getting her start as the delightfully vapid Kelly on The Office, Kaling launched into a career as an actor, writer, and creator—her Fox show The Mindy Project continues to see tons of success.
As such, you would expect her to be one of the funniest mega-stars on Twitter—and you wouldn't be wrong! We perused the funny gal's myriad Tweets to come up with her funniest ever. A tough job, but someone needed to do it.
Keep scrolling to read 21 of Mindy Kaling's funniest Tweets ever!
I'm making my assistant sleep in the same bed as me
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 25, 2014
All of us who are really excited about Gone Girl are called Gone Gals, is that cool to say?
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 24, 2014
It's adorable how actors always hate the movie that made them the most famous and worship their least accessible, terrible ones
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 23, 2014
leave a slice of carrot cake at my door if you love me
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 22, 2014
I only like @katyperry no one play anything else please
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 22, 2014
If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 21, 2014
Neat! A gym closed for hours in the middle of the day when I pay to use it. Oh well! Just go to writers room and eat sour patch kids I guess
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 19, 2014
Before you're a bae you have to be a bb
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 18, 2014
When i have a crush on someone I pester them until they die
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 18, 2014
What's a thing higher than verified? Verified isn't doing it for me anymore
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 14, 2014
I'm watching The Notebook for the first time. I don't understand why marrying handsome rich sweet war hero James Marsden is so weep-inducing
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 13, 2014
Fancy bakeries please stop making crunchy hard oily cookies
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 13, 2014
I asked Joseph Gordon-Levitt if I could call him JoGo and he said uh, ok
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 9, 2014
red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 7, 2014
You CAN sit with us, but you can't talk a lot
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 28, 2014
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