The Most Outrageous Grammy Looks Of All Time
And the winners of our favourite all-time, jaw-dropping, gasp-inducing, outfits are as follows:
As with most of Destiny’s Child’s outfits, we can thank Tina Knowles for these spangly get-ups. We particularly appreciate that they are coordinated, but not identical: it really keeps the eye moving. They switched to equally stunning bright green, sequined camo looks to accept the five awards they took home that evening.
Who can forget the epic $15,000 Versace stunner worn by J. Lo when she accompanied P Diddy to the 42nd Grammy Awards? The vivid tropical green fabric and exaggerated plunging neckline have made it one of the most memorable dresses in red carpet history. So much so that Trey Parker of South Park wore an imitation of the dress to the 72nd Academy Awards.
Before the meat dress and arriving in an egg, Gaga wore this intergalactic ensemble by Armani Prive. Credit here is due primarily for her ability to maintain balance—note the platform, heel-less, sock boots and the dress that appears to be in orbit—but secondly for not spearing any fans, photographers or attendees with whatever she is holding in her hand. Although she did perform “Poker Face” alongside Elton John that evening…
Before taking the stage to perform “Gold Digger” (for which he won Best Rap Solo Performance) alongside Jamie Foxx and a marching band, West walked the carpet in this Scarface ensemble, complete with chest hair and gold pendant. A full eight years later, West has 21 Grammys under his belt and is currently nominated for Best Rap Song for “New Slaves”, and Best Rap Album for Yeezus.
The 2009 Grammy Awards were pretty memorable for Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. His band scooped up the coveted Song of the Year, Best Pop Vocal Performance By A Duo Or Group, and Best Rock Album awards, wowed the audience with their performance of “Viva La Vida”, and he even performed a duet of “Lost” with Jay Z. Characteristic of his British manners, he also apologised to Sir Paul McCartney for these Sgt Pepper-inspired outfits.
After J. Lo came the deluge. The following year, Toni Braxton slipped on this white, Richard Tyler number to collect her Best Female R&B Vocal Performance award. Braxton told People magazine: “I’ve always gone a little risque with all my other awards [show outfits], I decided that before I got married and had babies, I'd wear this” which is coincidentally the only way to look at this without getting an eyeful.
If this outfit doesn’t sum up the ‘80s, we’re not sure what does. While Michael Jackson was collecting Album Of The Year for Thriller, Lauper was hamming it up with Rodney Dangerfield, sporting Ziggy Stardust cheekbones, gold lipstick, and a tropical lame outfit best described as Miss Cleo goes to Vegas. She took home Best New Artist the following year.
The year that they won the Best Short Form Music Video for the dizzying treadmill stylings of “Here It Goes Again,” OK Go appeared on the carpet in matching outfits that should probably have been left at home (specifically over the windows). Extra points for the printed accessories and for having the modesty to remain faceless.
This plumage is actually the physical incarnation of the uplifting song “Forget You” that he performed with an impressively stage savvy Gwyneth Paltrow. While Paltrow lithely balanced atop the grand piano for her Grammy performance debut, Cee Lo shimmied with an army of muppets. In a simple black jumpsuit, Paltrow still stole the show.
Sadly Kelly did not take home either of the awards he was nominated for in 2004, but it was the year that he released Unfinished Business with Jay Z and continued to enjoy the success of his 2003 album Chocolate Factory, so it wasn’t all tears. This particular get-up seems to foreshadow the skulking and being trapped in the closet that would mark his career in the coming years.
With a Papal-esque figure as her date, Minaj selected a Versace cape, gloves, and blonde wig for both her red carpet and performance ensemble. It made a little more sense once she took to the stage amongst dancers dressed as monks and choir boys, but then it devolved into an exorcism of her alter ego, Roman, and we were left as bemused as ever.